I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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