I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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