i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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