ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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