My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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