But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
