tell your sister to shave her snatch
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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