thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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