Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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