Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
