whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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