Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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