i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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