do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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