I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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