when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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