return my video game
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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