i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
time to smoke my breakfast
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Can you bring me the toilet please
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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