I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Randomize
