Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
why is half of my head shaved?
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