If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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