I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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