never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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