just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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