wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
