yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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