I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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