My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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