Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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