Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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