plz talk dirty to me
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Randomize
