He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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