Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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