The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
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