I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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