the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He better not be in your backpack
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Randomize
