in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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