Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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