I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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