I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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