i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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