Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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