Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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