We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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