Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
