My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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