Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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