he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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