I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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