I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
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